Thursday, April 22, 2010

Senior Week 2010 Songs

Chronicle of a session of "control"

Today, in an act of temporary insanity I pushed the button on my remote control that has led me to the channel 24.9, is something like hell on earth, a Channel 9 of 24 hour news. And I say news in italics because we know that the news is sweetened, colored, modified, manipulated, always in favor of the Government of the Generalitat. As should be, ché.

Well, he was about to change the channel before any cable saturation burn my brain when I read the label information appearing under a man with a mic in front of his face, "Valencian Parliament: Session control", and another that has been really motivated me to not change the channel: "DIRECT." A control session Camps this! And live! Before canalñou errands cut back and stick together to make a speech molónpropepero had to see.
The man who was with the micro was the deputy country Compromís pel valencià, Enric Morera and to Francisco Camps was asking what he would do if re-opened the trial of the case Gürtel (the same one that ended his friend's soul la Rua), we thought that if you resign or if he would go through with his face as usual. Total typical role of the opposition in a Control session of the Cortes, try to wear down the government with parliamentary questions to which the executive must answer.



rose Camps lame and air, will respond, because it is in the courts, not in the street to avoid those red and inconvenient journalists sent by the devil himself (the non-canalnou) and those who can not answer (something that has experienced ). He approaches the microphone and makes a sneer. No, wait, take her before.
Raise your hands, palms down and begins to release a speech that he knows that will make the day 19 (or 18 or 20 ...) but knows that tomorrow will digoestoparaquesalgaencanalnou-time - work for the community Valencia. Applause and shouts of pleasure and orgasmic moans from the seats of the seats popular. Jeers and lift their arms in a gesture of protest from the seats (much fewer) of commitment.



But there's more. Start the counterattack. Because it will work but, "Without you" as have been so, always "without you." And that "we have enough to listen here" (oh yes, who are elected by the people not to be there are legitimate nuisance, man.)

Camps sits between pat on the shoulder of his colleagues. I wish I had a ball glass to see how many of those will give you pats on the shoulder when the president is sitting on the bench.

But let
. Because there is more.



rose by another member of commitment and repeats the question followed by a somewhat convoluted reading of some decrees, laws and judgments. When finished Camps says a brief "I have not understood" and sits down again.
again begs the question. Yes, here it is put egg. I have been studying law, I have not heard much.



rose another commitment, before he raised his arms indignantly, and she clearly says "if you sit on the bench will resign or not?" Well, a little longer and seasoned with a little labia policy. Camps can no longer say you have not understood, we have understood all.

is the time to answer. They are in the control session, the constitution itself the expected as session that prompted the government to account. The legislature, the camera where the sovereignty popular, elected by the people called to account the executive, which makes all those decisions. You have to answer.



But the television camera of the label "direct" will not focus, continues to focus on the commitment, whose face is drawn outrage. A voice is heard, but not the de Camps.



is that of a colleague, who sits beside him. The terms of turn. And he answers, but does not answer the question, answer the attack. "I want to know what you will do when the people of Valencia and will not vote and do not return to be here."



Laughter from the popular "fuck how good you are male, those red peten them." They do not say but they are guesses. The pickle freak commitment because this time has not even deigned to speak questioned. Did not even have enough talent to get out again on a tangent. Camps may send you a letter suggesting more elusive answers worthy of the courts that have. Something like bounces and bounces and explodes in your face. "
Silence. Camps gets up and goes (more pats).
has already done enough.

I turn off the television, I think something bad has made me breakfast.

pd: images of the moment:
Camps answering

Compromís deputies

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Installing Jeep Liberty Shocks

Censorship! On kicking freedom of expression and indignation several

In case you did not have enough with censorship of the exhibition in Granada which featured a gay Jesus Christ (more info here in which I strongly recommend reading the comments, humor guaranteed), which in theory was made for fear of threats received by the artist Fernando Bayona were met ("preventive censorship? wtf?) and of course, aroused the indignation of many (as well as the silence of many others), now we have no censorship, but this time in Valencia .

La Unió of Journalists del Pais Valencià, and photojournalists in particular, have been this time the victims of this attack on freedom of expression, namely a fragment of the exhibition Fragments d'un and Stock 2009. What this fragment was capable of causing the censorship in a democratic country like ours? A cartoon of Muhammad this time? A photo of the king in which flames faller symbol? No! Much worse were the case gürtel Photos (chan chan chaaaaan).

Why have censored some pictures related to current year 2009? The reasons : "an internal decision of the area of \u200b\u200bculture." Wow. Furthermore, the council said the decision to remove the photos (including Camps and Ricardo Costa) had been taken by consensus with the director of the Rome Muvim Street. However, yesterday resigned De la Calle, and said that decision had never been agreed and rejected the veto.
anyone
most have resigned? Did you say something? Are there already guilty of this aberration?
The Rita, of course, it does say something, but rather in reference to the decision of the Unió of Journalists of exposure and remove all censorship complaint, stating that "When you commit, you should keep exposure" and defended freedom of expression and said something that is sometimes forgotten: If anyone was harmed by these pictures, the place you should go is to the courts, and never, ever , censor the show, that's up to the judge. Is there a judge who has taken this decision? No.

Freedom of expression. Nice words, right? Well, wearing a pair of hosts either given, or if you want I can put it more poetically: the gag that has been double-covered tight. "We wanted freedom of expression and no censorship after the grenade? For this and go two, take it! right "Article 20 of the EC ? What article? What Constitution? Nonsense!

is a disgrace, an insult to our intelligence, a kick in the freedom of all citizens, a shot at democracy, an affront to the constitution, a gag on the words, but above all, above all, what is one of stupidity. Because if they did not want to talk about this exhibition and the case Gürtel, now, gentlemen censors hidden in shadow that is on every cover.
They wanted censorship? They wanted to silence? Well, take two cups.

Video
where photos are censored (by the way, the second sound familiar?):



Thursday, March 4, 2010

Are You More Sensitive During Your Period

Another for you, my boy! Everyone


The famous "handshake" Aznar gave him the university who shouted "fascist Aznar" (although according to some gesture did when he said "Jose Mari President" imitiando to new generations) is creating all the rage (and I mean that he just inaugurated a new section on the blog calling him "the king of stock of the month"), which in several emerging Internet pages as a reaction to the gesture.
And no, I'm not talking about facebook groups or events tuenti, if not to this page: devuelveelsaludoaaznar.com

In line with the web genialísima which was played to throw a shoe a bush, this page is so fabulous and wonderful to be shared with the world. The style you wanted to stock? puestomadostazas on this website thousands of people are giving him a couple of cups majete Jose Mari, return the greeting, in a super nice for you Another nice!.

Who dare?