No, is that I like to hit me (ode to political Valencia)
Monday, December 21, 2009
Creatinesuperpump 250?
Today I entered a bit of patriotic feeling Valencia. Because it is well to flatter the land only by the costumes worn by our politicians (who we know they are pretty good), enough to look only in the contracts finger and cool gifts. As I'm tired of us only know about corruption I have decided to highlight some other wonderful things that have this Region. Christmas should be the feeling that makes me look like Rita thing even more beautiful and Paquito Camps drop me even better.
I'll start, as time when children are protagonists, the education they receive in this, our ciutat.
Valencian Education has a unique quality in addition to the field, our politicians are worried because they learn language. For starters, as the Valencian not have enough output, reduces the time and quality, because we are so in practice. Conversely, more weight is given to other languages \u200b\u200bsuch as English. Because it is so important, popular political party, always thinking of the young, suggested that, to learn more English, the subject is taught citizenship education in English. A pity that the inept judges rejected it because it was all a planazo.
But this continues, because our politicians not only been concerned with the quality of teaching, but also because of the installations. Valencia Children also receive a high quality education, must go to the best kinds of Spain, who say Spain, the world. Thus, Camps, thinking that the quality and the place must go hand in hand, has provided more than 30,000 students studying in a wonderful barracks. Well beautiful, with walls of metal and plastic chairs.
In these barracks the students have plenty of advantages. In cold weather, as normally only have heating and students can not write what you shiver, but this, although it might look bad, not, as scientists (scientists Mediterranean Partnership SPP) have found that the cold is best studied. In addition, many are sick, with the consequent lack of attendance. The children are in the sea of \u200b\u200bhappy, because in winter tend to miss at least two weeks in class. If the camps tito is in everything.
But do not think this ends here, when I say that is Camps in all, it is in everything. To make matters worse, also worries about the health of children. So, our politicians do to ensure students know and do not savages Government central, que pretenden hacerles estudiar con unos miniportátiles que causan miopía . Cuando el resto del país esté cegato, los valencianos podremos presumir de una vista estupenda. Puede que estén enfermos, que no sepan situar Cáceres en el mapa ni quién es el presidente de Francia, puede que no sepan decir ni un par de frases seguidas en valenciano, y que no hayan trabajado con las herramientas tecnológicamente más avanzadas, pero eso sí, verán de puta madre. Eso, eso es coherencia.
Y cerrando el tema de la educación, para aquellos alumnos que (a pesar de todo) todavía les gusta ir a clases, en valencia disponen de una Universidad floreciente, classrooms for all, with infinite resources and, of course, money for everything.
But this does not stop here, let the convenience of citizens. As one ad that said "I like driving," Camps and friends know that Valencians we like to go to the front door to the car and drive home. And so we have an excuse to go to all sides by car on a silver platter. So far, the public transport service was pretty mediocre, so that the mere idea of \u200b\u200bgoing in he was already a sufficient deterrent, and the minimum went to the car happy. But as yet there were people-poor of them, were decided to go in this uncomfortable transportation, Valencia pp decided that the subway stop valence pay bills and that this nonsense is over once. Why pay for public transport if the Valencian like to drive more? If you have more reason than a saint.
This really is a tactic of saving our political ones, that they did know how to bring the crisis. Why pay the meter can spend the money on a circuit around the city rather groovy, eh?
What's more, as they wanted to make clear its position thrifty, have now decided to join the issue of ecology, and also to save money will also save water. Have decided to start with the Faith, to set a good example, and that if a hospital can, in other places too. Thus, in this public hospital has been chosen because one shower on the top floor, which also has a hot water limit, which if not spent too much. Camps and colleagues have given us a good lesson, is that if a sick patient can share a shower, shower with cold water and, if possible, do it only once a week, others too.
Seeing all this, is clear that all those who are constantly saying things about Camps suits the plot gürtel, or the debts of the Region do not know the half, and all that critical, they do so envy. And would like the rest of English have a government like ours. Because we like. We like and want more.
If we steal welcome, if we are left without schools welcome, if patients receive bad treatment in public hospitals applaud, if every day we are more ignorant applaud the rudeness, if they spend the welcome silly money, if we run public services welcome, if we manipulate the media applaud.
Why? Just me I have an answer: Hey, is that I like to hit me.
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