Sunday, February 13, 2011

What To Write In Wedding Card?

Si, San Valentin lo sabía y no dijo nada.


not take it anymore!, Both sweetheart, winged infant diapers shooting flechas, bombones y pétalos de flores decorando el ambiente están provocando en mi un impulso homicida por sobredosis de azúcar.
Es que no se puede aguantar este ambiente almibarado que lo deja todo de un pringoso capaz de hacerte resbalar y contagiarte de tal forma que terminas recortando cartulinas de colores, dibujando con rotuladores fosforitos y purpurina un “de mi para ti con todo mi amor”. ¡¡Puafff!!. 
Cuando la ciencia descubrió la importancia de las hormonas en las relaciones de pareja pensé que todo esto tenía los días contados, pero no, el estafador ese still gives its last legs. Do not hide, if I speak to you, muscle cone, pretentious and fake.
seeing were supposed to open in your vile deception, were going to withdraw and let the brain take his place, that's it I've banished along history.
I have believed illustrious, famous or higher as the engine of the blood pumping and you've dedicated to attribute functions that do not belong. So find out once and fraud, Love has never been your concern Heart, atrial and ventricular phone cameras only are receiving and distributing to re-oxygenate the blood plasma does not move the feelings.
Sorry it's about time someone put you in your place and let everyone know, this is brain "Capo di tutti capi", yes, yes, is really important in this case.
Because let's see, who is in charge of important drugs, eh?. Who distributes and supplies the necessary and perfect chute oxytocin, dopamine, serotonin and adrenaline for love there ...
... Aha ...
...¡vez!, estas pillado, contra eso no hay quien compita. 
No te pongas gallito y me amenaces con infartos, embolias o paradas espontáneas el papel sufrido flemático no te va, se de buena tinta que cuando te emocionas, cabalgas desbocado, tu victimismo no cuela. 
Pero que bajo has caído hacer creer a los sentimientos que están bajo tu mando, no se puede ser más rastrero.
Pero vete preparándote, se te está acabando el rollo, your reign will end soon. I you I was looking for a good lawyer because you rain down demands for forgery and fraud.
Around Throw in the loss of image multimillion-dollar contracts, the breakdown of that corporation with the kid that the arrow another bluff like you.
Ultimately, you're just a Mandaa, I just hope that more intelligent brain but now I think, surrounded by such drug is not me ...
Eah! be bad it's more fun

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